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When a ninja dives into the ocean, the ninja doesn't get wet, the ocean gets ninja.

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Sydney Technical Highschool

Australia

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Posted by UberKuri - October 7th, 2007


I get banned alot.

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We need a serious Kirby. He will have these attributes:

Serious Italian leather shoes.
And a serious little hat.
And a serious monocle.
And a serious french moustache.
And a serious black wooden cane.
And a serious corncob pipe.
And a serious suit.
And a serious grey haired obese wife.
With a serious car
And a serious rocking chair in front of his serious fireplace.
And a seriously large collection of serious fine English literature.
And a serious neighbourhood in which he takes his serious Bloodhound for walks every day.
And I have a seriously small penis.

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: Just helping :P

Thanks Officer for that xD

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At 10/17/07 07:04 AM, KingPaulP wrote:
: ...you could have at least put NSFW tag on, now i have to explain to my 90 year old grandma why im looking a picture of mans penis in a shoe, thanks.

I think that this serious post shouldn't be forgotten. Teehee.

At 10/20/07 01:31 AM, Joe wrote:
: We don't like liars here.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I have NO IDEA, what to put here. Drop me a line and I'll put it here.

I want you to put this there.

Thankyou Lost-Wisdom for being awesome.

BTW LOST-WISDOM IS AWSUM

...
Cockjoke.

ChaiLatte is super funny and fun to talk to.

Reyals was the only man inside of me.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye?

Don't call me chub, call me: Senor Liche!!!

Alcohol1 likes me.

Pie.

McFooFa is a manly fucking stud.

AlbinoHippo thinks I am hawt cawks.

Sarcasm is willing to suck your dick.

Spite made life his bitch.

MattHarty likes thick women.

TheRadicalOne wants to rub cocks together :3

Another cock joke.

Oh hai FrozenSheep.

SBB

SCUD14 LOVES MEH I AND LUV HIM

ALSO HIS SHITTY STORY

Life-Stream is uber kewl :3

Let's all team up on Xmanne, and rip his spine out. After all he IS worse than crazerfish. Xmanne sucks cawk btw.

ME AND SIR-NUTS R PIE BUDDIES CUZ WE LYK PIE

Gibleto will tickle your pickle for a shiny nickel.


Comments

Life-Stream sis Uber Cool :3

Also, congrats on 5,000 posts man!

Wooo thankyou =D

That shoulda been ´is´ not ´sis´, but you probably got that :)

Yeah I got that =P

Chestnut is you? Is that like the secrets and the languages and the codes and the spies?

O_o

:D

Umm. Yep.

TheRadicalOne wants to rub cocks together.

Add it, also you rule.

K.

Ty ty, not so bad yourself.

Cock joke.

<3

Dude hilarious.

<3

I want a shoutout.

You may have one.

Upate your list dammit!

Which one?

"I have NO IDEA, what to put here. Drop me a line and I'll put it here."

put a link to my userpage there

Fine you filthy whore.

advertise my story.
confess our love

WHAT LOVE =S

I mean, yeah ok.

HAY UBERKURI, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY FGHDGFDHF

WAS GUNNA MAEK A THRED BUT U WERENT ONLINE U FCUKER >:C

+ I was out all day

The one in this post -_- Where you say ´i have no idea what to put here, drop me a line and i´ll put it here´.

I constantly update list kthx

Hey there.

Hiya =]

Grammar*

Woops, thanks.

I feel liek orange.
Why is that?

Sexual orientation.

^__^

Oh ya.

Ya, i'm starting to get really pissed off at all the nsfw pictures of the bbs without tags.

Yeah. They surprise me and scare me when they come up.

It's a bannable offence though isn't it?

When i said update your list - i meant put my comment on there. Also stick a link to me profile ;D I put you on mine.

Oh, haha can't believe I missed that xP

Atta boy ;)

Ohya.

Awwwwwwww.

I know =(

I loled at that banner :D

Lol yeah it's quite awesome.

And it's a real post haha.

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