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When a ninja dives into the ocean, the ninja doesn't get wet, the ocean gets ninja.

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Sydney Technical Highschool

Australia

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Posted by UberKuri - October 7th, 2007


I get banned alot.

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We need a serious Kirby. He will have these attributes:

Serious Italian leather shoes.
And a serious little hat.
And a serious monocle.
And a serious french moustache.
And a serious black wooden cane.
And a serious corncob pipe.
And a serious suit.
And a serious grey haired obese wife.
With a serious car
And a serious rocking chair in front of his serious fireplace.
And a seriously large collection of serious fine English literature.
And a serious neighbourhood in which he takes his serious Bloodhound for walks every day.
And I have a seriously small penis.

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Congratulations! Your vote was the last vote needed for this submission to be protected!
: Just helping :P

Thanks Officer for that xD

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At 10/17/07 07:04 AM, KingPaulP wrote:
: ...you could have at least put NSFW tag on, now i have to explain to my 90 year old grandma why im looking a picture of mans penis in a shoe, thanks.

I think that this serious post shouldn't be forgotten. Teehee.

At 10/20/07 01:31 AM, Joe wrote:
: We don't like liars here.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I have NO IDEA, what to put here. Drop me a line and I'll put it here.

I want you to put this there.

Thankyou Lost-Wisdom for being awesome.

BTW LOST-WISDOM IS AWSUM

...
Cockjoke.

ChaiLatte is super funny and fun to talk to.

Reyals was the only man inside of me.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye?

Don't call me chub, call me: Senor Liche!!!

Alcohol1 likes me.

Pie.

McFooFa is a manly fucking stud.

AlbinoHippo thinks I am hawt cawks.

Sarcasm is willing to suck your dick.

Spite made life his bitch.

MattHarty likes thick women.

TheRadicalOne wants to rub cocks together :3

Another cock joke.

Oh hai FrozenSheep.

SBB

SCUD14 LOVES MEH I AND LUV HIM

ALSO HIS SHITTY STORY

Life-Stream is uber kewl :3

Let's all team up on Xmanne, and rip his spine out. After all he IS worse than crazerfish. Xmanne sucks cawk btw.

ME AND SIR-NUTS R PIE BUDDIES CUZ WE LYK PIE

Gibleto will tickle your pickle for a shiny nickel.


Posted by UberKuri - September 11th, 2007


SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!

WE NOW HAVE A GOOD USE FOR THE FAB AURA!

Change your aura to FAB and show your support.

We need a serious Kirby. He will have these attributes:

Serious Italian leather shoes.
And a serious little hat.
And a serious monocle.

And a serious french moustache.
And a serious black wooden cane.
And a serious corncob pipe.
And a serious suit.
And a serious grey haired obese wife.
With a serious car
And a serious rocking chair in front of his serious fireplace.
And a seriously large collection of serious fine English literature.
And a serious neighbourhood in which he takes his serious Bloodhound for walks every day.
And I have a seriously small penis.

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The Party

Pencil Works

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Birthdays:

Doom-Fan - January 5

Searp3nt - January 7

DragonsGrief - January 19

UberKuri - January 20

Mind-Edge - January 21

greensucksbluerules - January 25

Fyndir - February 22

pHuXxXB0xX - March 4

Catoblepas - March 6

Officer - March 23 (coolest guy in the world)(Edited by Officer)

Grammer - March 23

pHuXxXB0xX - April 3

GayForFags - April 5

BlueHippo - April 8

Underking2 - April 11

Lost-Wisdom - April 21

Darkside7000 - April 23

Simon - April 24

JoeisCooler - April 27

TwilightFox - May 15

americanidiot2f - May 16

Life-Stream - May 20 LOVE YOU BABY :3

POIZIN - May 22

MattHarty - May 25

KuroFelis - June 1

dooseyboy - June 5

Re-Spawn - June 6

TacticalShoe - June 16

Purpin - June 30

The-Donkey - July 8

The-evil-bucket - July 11

Theslav - July 17

timmysjp - July 26

SBB - July 29

Cericon - August 11

Ronald-McDonald-LoL - August 21

McJesus - August 27

Epeen - September 11

Duffi - September 20

Sarcasm - September 24

LastSpartan - September 30

XxCostelloxX - October 2

fallenout - October 4

Rebbay - October 8

LordZeebmork - October 12

alicetheDroog - October 18

LOLZILLA - October 20

TOEZ - October 30

McFooFa - November 2

Jozzalanco - November 22

BritishHippo - Novemeber 25

Jigen - December 3

Sk8terGirl13 - December 17

LockDown68 - December 18

spite-skater - December 21

Pheonixxx - December 25

GIMME MOAR BDAYS

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AM I ARE FUNNY ??

FUNNY JOKE THREAD

WTF, all my multi page joke threads, I had about 5, got deleted, despite being locked for a few weeks. Only one of them was left untouched ><"

JoeisCooler HAS A LARGE PEN0R

WHAT KIND OF SAMMITCH ARE J00??

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BlueHippo is leathery.

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Pretty soon, hopefully, Searp3nt and I will be starting to create our website, EyeBoom. We don't expect to have it done by this year, we want to take our time with it.<

Kirby


Posted by UberKuri - July 30th, 2007


Well, yes, it's true, Jade is supportive of my "awesome" e-gina, and hopes for pics. I will give pics when I get pics of her massive e-penis.

Also ahahahaha my song Flight To Havana got frontpage.

Also ahahahaha I am banned 'till the 9-08-07. Weird that I got banned just now, for something I did a week ago.

Also, me and Searp3nt, a fellow user, are currently making a website. The domain will be "EyeBoom", so yeah.

Here's a logo.

JadeTheAssassin, Supports My E-gina.


Posted by UberKuri - July 28th, 2007


Come join the forum of the upcoming flash collaberators, UberKuri, Searp3nt, and possible others!

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Posted by UberKuri - July 20th, 2007


Old School Gamers crew members list.

1. Searp3nt
2. Slapdamonkeyaz
3. Nintygamer12345
4. Link69
5. Yoyokilla
6. Whereismymind
7. Sportsboy
8. DarkLotusJuggalo
9. flashmac
10. HaroFreak
11. Seamonky
12. computerworker
13. I-FLIP-VANS
14. Fremen
15. Twone
16. 12345yon
17. cmkinsac
18. UberKuri

Join up, enjoy!