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When a ninja dives into the ocean, the ninja doesn't get wet, the ocean gets ninja.

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2007-10-07 06:06:09 by UberKuri

I get banned alot.

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We need a serious Kirby. He will have these attributes:

Serious Italian leather shoes.
And a serious little hat.
And a serious monocle.
And a serious french moustache.
And a serious black wooden cane.
And a serious corncob pipe.
And a serious suit.
And a serious grey haired obese wife.
With a serious car
And a serious rocking chair in front of his serious fireplace.
And a seriously large collection of serious fine English literature.
And a serious neighbourhood in which he takes his serious Bloodhound for walks every day.
And I have a seriously small penis.

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: Just helping :P

Thanks Officer for that xD

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At 10/17/07 07:04 AM, KingPaulP wrote:
: ...you could have at least put NSFW tag on, now i have to explain to my 90 year old grandma why im looking a picture of mans penis in a shoe, thanks.

I think that this serious post shouldn't be forgotten. Teehee.

At 10/20/07 01:31 AM, Joe wrote:
: We don't like liars here.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I have NO IDEA, what to put here. Drop me a line and I'll put it here.

I want you to put this there.

Thankyou Lost-Wisdom for being awesome.

BTW LOST-WISDOM IS AWSUM

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Cockjoke.

ChaiLatte is super funny and fun to talk to.

Reyals was the only man inside of me.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye?

Don't call me chub, call me: Senor Liche!!!

Alcohol1 likes me.

Pie.

McFooFa is a manly fucking stud.

AlbinoHippo thinks I am hawt cawks.

Sarcasm is willing to suck your dick.

Spite made life his bitch.

MattHarty likes thick women.

TheRadicalOne wants to rub cocks together :3

Another cock joke.

Oh hai FrozenSheep.

SBB

SCUD14 LOVES MEH I AND LUV HIM

ALSO HIS SHITTY STORY

Life-Stream is uber kewl :3

Let's all team up on Xmanne, and rip his spine out. After all he IS worse than crazerfish. Xmanne sucks cawk btw.

ME AND SIR-NUTS R PIE BUDDIES CUZ WE LYK PIE

Gibleto will tickle your pickle for a shiny nickel.


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